Tomorrow is April Fool's Day.
BELIEVE. NOTHING. TRUST. NO ONE.
t-v-boy asked: YOU, I KNOW YOU.
noodaru asked: Tag, you’re it! Here are the rules: Each tagged person must post ten things about themselves. AND THEN TAG 10 MORE PEOPLE!
every teacher before they draw on the board: im not an artist
caraknightley: once a girl in my biology class asked if the sun had bones
Deviantart in a few screencaps
conversationparade: oh my fucking god you guys today in art 120, my intro to design class our professor asked us to ‘draw a picture of a creature riding a bike’ to get to know us and when he said creature I thought he meant like, monster, that kind of thing and about a minute in I look around and the three other people at my table have drawn an elephant, a squirrel, and another elephant,...
roses are red violets are blue if you play pokemon and have a nice face i’d probably fuck you
Parent gives birth
Parent: I think I'll name her Sara.
Doctor: I'm sorry, but that name's already taken.. May I suggest Sara89 or Sara_13?
TEAM ROCKET IS BLASTING OFF AGAAAAAAAIN
that whole boys can’t be sluts but girls can bullshit pisses me off “oh a key that opens any lock is great but a lock that is opened by any key sucks” well bitch, it doesn’t matter how good your lock is if someone breaks in through the window. that’s not a key to a lock. that’s a hammer to the glass. the lock already said no, gtfo out of my house.
alfonymous: when girls list their turn ons and its like “nice guys, good personality, funny” and im like really does that really turn you on does that really make your pussy wet
wonder what prim was thinking the whole time
katniss: don't worry prim they won't pick you it's only your first year
effie: primrose everdeen
prim: katniss god dammit there better another fuckin primrose everdeen in this fuckin district or that cake faced eiffle tower bitch better be talkin about flowers because shit katniss i will fuckin mess u up i aint goin into no fuckin arena god dammit
katniss: i volunteer as tribute!
prim: aw no sis why'd u have to do that
[[MORE]] so glad he or she or whatever the fuck is gone. good riddance.
Cosmo sex tip #301:
Don’t be scared of doing something a bit more flexible. While you’re on top turn your head 360 degrees whilst screaming ‘the anti-christ has awoken’.
FUCK EARTHBENDING GIF
lillyssilentlyscreamingfantrolls: mustachefirebender: cassiopeiatapiocapudding: sarahfu: gentlemanbones: maritova: mustachefirebender: How did he even do that? Was that boulder made of styrofoam and the chains rock candy? They weren’t made of Zuko, that’s all it took. #zuko: hardest metal known to man True. Tough ass boots. It’s ZUKO he can do ANYTHING BUT CAPTURE THE...
me: omg i can't believe you came to my house im honoured
band member: you kidnapped me and tied me to a chair